Maryland 101: Crabs, Federal Jobs, and Baltimore's Comeback Story
You think Maryland is boring mid-Atlantic state squeezed between DC and Philadelphia—irrelevant except Old Bay seasoning...
Michael Reynolds • 14 Jan 2026 • 3 min
Technology and web projects editor. Detail-oriented, slightly obsessive about quality, and never lets sloppy work slide. Believes in clean code, clear communication, and smart solutions.
You think Maryland is boring mid-Atlantic state squeezed between DC and Philadelphia—irrelevant except Old Bay seasoning...
Michael Reynolds • 14 Jan 2026 • 3 minYou think Delaware is boring small state nobody thinks about—irrelevant except tax-free shopping outlet malls, Joe Biden...
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Michael Reynolds • 14 Jan 2026 • 3 minYou think New York is Manhattan skyscrapers Times Square—forgetting 19 million population statewide, 8.3 million NYC met...
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Michael Reynolds • 14 Jan 2026 • 3 minYou think Rhode Island is irrelevant micro-state nobody thinks about—joke smallest state 1,214 square miles (Delaware bi...
Michael Reynolds • 14 Jan 2026 • 3 minYou think Massachusetts is Boston historical tourist trap liberal bubble—irrelevant except Harvard/MIT universities, Pat...
Michael Reynolds • 14 Jan 2026 • 3 minYou think Vermont is hippie commune maple syrup Bernie Sanders—irrelevant rural state cows/mountains, tourist leaf-peepi...
Michael Reynolds • 14 Jan 2026 • 3 minYou think New Hampshire is boring flyover state between Maine and Vermont—irrelevant except "Live Free or Die" license p...
Michael Reynolds • 14 Jan 2026 • 3 minYou think Maine is lobster vacation destination Stephen King horror novels—irrelevant rural state forests/coastline, tou...
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